I Don't Just Paint It On

Candi and I went swimming and were surrounded by naked little boys. They were having races to see who could dive to the bottom and then pop up the quickest. When one dived close to me, he came up and gasped, "Her whole body is white! Everyone, look!" So, they all went under water to take a closer look. They just couldn't believe it. When I walked up to the shore they all stood around and said, "Oh, wow! She is all white. Look at that! Her body is even white. I can't believe it."